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	<title>The Mouthy Housewives &#187; Beauty</title>
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		<title>Help, My Daughter is Freakishly Hairy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 04:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, My ten-year-old daughter is tall and gorgeous with lovely olive skin and glowing green eyes. She&#8217;s also freakishly hairy. There is hair e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. Her armpits, her legs, her fou-fou girly bits. Everywhere. What&#8217;s the best way to napalm this hair situation without making her feel self-conscious about it? I also don&#8217;t want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is That Your Perfume, Or Are We Being Fumigated?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 04:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, Help! My roommate wears too much perfume. She is a lovely woman but she wears a ton of cheap perfume each day. She sprays it on in one end of our house and I can smell it upstairs at the opposite end before she&#8217;s even done spraying. It makes me want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Spray Tanorexic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, My sister has recently started getting spray tans at a salon. She thinks she looks amazing, but everybody else thinks she looks like a 150-lb. Oompa Loompa. Should we say something or just let her be happy and orange? Signed, Orange You Glad You&#8217;re Orange? __________________________________ Dear Orange, The Spray Tan. Oh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mouthy Housewives Tip of the Week!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bonus tip! When you are filming sage advice, why not enlist your young child to do the camera work? My 8 year old used the JVC HD Everio to make this vlog. A big thank you to JVC, a sponsor of the Mouthy Housewives BlogHer 2010 Party in NYC!]]></description>
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		<title>Does This Bleach Make My Butt Look Pink?</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/heather/does-this-bleach-make-my-butt-look-pink</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/heather/does-this-bleach-make-my-butt-look-pink#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, We had a huge 4th of July celebration &#8211; tons of family and friends, all at my house, which brings me to Monday morning. I was very tired, lying in bed and, please forgive me, I got caught up in the mindless Kardashians and their stupid show. It was on all day! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Help, My Friend Stinks!</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/help-my-friend-stinks</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/help-my-friend-stinks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awwww, yeah, it&#8217;s Guest Post Friday. Which just so happens to be our favorite day of the week because it&#8217;s when The Mouthy Housewives can hoist our problems onto the shoulders of some very cool, funny writers. Writers like today&#8217;s esteemed guestest hostest Margaret from the popular humor blog Nanny Goats and Panties. (Yes, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Handle The Neighborhood Hottie</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/how-to-handle-the-neighborhood-hottie</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/how-to-handle-the-neighborhood-hottie#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, A neighbor of mine had plastic surgery over the winter and got a tummy tuck, lipo and a boob job. She looks fantastic, but now she wants everyone to know it. For the past few weeks, she&#8217;s been strutting around our neighborhood pool in a teeny bikini that&#8217;s not at all appropriate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karate Kid Said &#8220;Wax On, Wax Off&#8221; But He Wasn&#8217;t Referring To Lady Bits</title>
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		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/sex/karate-kid-said-wax-on-wax-off-but-he-wasnt-referring-to-lady-bits#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, I&#8217;m back on the dating market after a long, drawn-out divorce and eager to meet a new guy. I know this is a little ridiculous, but my question is: do men prefer natural hair down below, or the 100% waxed, Brazilian look? And why? Signed, To Wax or Not to Wax ___________________ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Friend Is Dowdy.  How Do I Help?</title>
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		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/guest-tmhs/my-friend-is-dowdy-how-do-i-help#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Stephanie Smirnov agreed to do a guest post for The Mouthy Housewives, I squealed with joy. And not just because it meant that I had one less post to write.  Stephanie is a sort of Wonder Woman: wife (to a RUSSIAN!), mother, high powered professional and super glamorous, to boot.  If she weren&#8217;t so [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hazy Shade Of Winter</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/wendi/hazy-shade-of-winter</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/wendi/hazy-shade-of-winter#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, What&#8217;s the deal with winter beauty maintenance? Am I required to keep the toes polished, the lady parts trimmed and manicured and the legs shaved? I&#8217;ve sort of lost my mojo to keep everything in order since it&#8217;s always under a big bulky sweater anyway. Do I owe it to my husband [...]]]></description>
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