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		<title>The Party Pooper</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, One of my girlfriends is constantly having &#8220;house parties.&#8221; You know the ones&#8212;you  go to someone&#8217;s house and they proposition you to buy stuff that you don&#8217;t need and really don&#8217;t want for exorbitant prices? Well, at first it was kind of fun because we all have kids the same age and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Handle The Neighborhood Hottie</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/how-to-handle-the-neighborhood-hottie</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, A neighbor of mine had plastic surgery over the winter and got a tummy tuck, lipo and a boob job. She looks fantastic, but now she wants everyone to know it. For the past few weeks, she&#8217;s been strutting around our neighborhood pool in a teeny bikini that&#8217;s not at all appropriate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help Me with My Nasty Neighbor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelcey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, We moved a few weeks ago to a spectacular rental, but we share the yard with a kook. I&#8217;m not raising a bubble boy,  but I do want to put a safety lock on the gate we share, connecting the backyard to the busy street in front. I shopped around for something [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Holy Moly, Stop Inviting Me to Church</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/social-issues/holy-moly-stop-inviting-me-to-church</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/social-issues/holy-moly-stop-inviting-me-to-church#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wendi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, What&#8217;s the best way to discourage my bible-thumping neighbors from constantly inviting me to their church without being offensive? Signed, Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit __________________________ Dear Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit, Boy, if there&#8217;s one subject I&#8217;m thrilled to bring up with a bunch of feisty housewives, it&#8217;s religion. Closely followed by politics, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Between &#8216;Boo&#8217; and Me, I Hate Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/between-boo-and-me-i-hate-halloween</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, Just between &#8220;boo&#8221; and me, I hate this time of year. I&#8217;m surrounded by mothers who actually sew their kids&#8217; Halloween costumes every year. My kids wouldn&#8217;t recognize a sewing machine if it fell out of the sky and cracked ‘em in the head. When I grew up, a plastic Darth Vader [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Impromptu Play Dates Are Not My Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/impromptu-play-dates-are-not-my-thing</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/impromptu-play-dates-are-not-my-thing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Heather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, I am a stay at home mom with three kids. My next door neighbor&#8217;s kid keeps dropping by to see if my kids want to play. It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if it were once a week or so, but it&#8217;s nearly every single day. Sometimes I pull into the driveway and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dog Poop: The Worst Present Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear TMH, My husband and I recently bought our first house. The neighborhood is great except for one thing: one of our neighbors lets their dog wander the neighborhood to do its “business.” I wouldn&#8217;t mind a wandering dog if it kept its “business” at home, but we&#8217;re constantly finding little presents on our grass! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Rude Boy Next Door</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/kids/the-rude-boy-next-door</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/kids/the-rude-boy-next-door#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelcey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kids]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, My neighbor&#8217;s 13 year old son is a rude little shit. Especially to his mother and especially in public. Would it be socially unacceptable of me to pull him aside and tell him that the other adults do not think his antics are funny, or charming, or impressive? I could toss in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hawaiian Handouts</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/hawaiian-handouts</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/hawaiian-handouts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Marinka]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear TMH, My 12 year-old son&#8217;s best friend, Jake, comes from a very wealthy family who can afford to buy him everything he wants. They&#8217;ve asked my son to join them this summer on a two-week long trip to Hawaii. I&#8217;m excited for my son to go, since we could never afford it ourselves, but [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Vive La Resistance</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/vive-la-resistance</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/neighbors/vive-la-resistance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wendi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear TMH, We live in really hot region of North Central Texas in a homeowner association-run neighborhood. We pay our dues, we follow the rules and we accept this dreary existence that is known as “planned neighborhoods.” So why is it that a member of this “governing body” has the right to bend the rules [...]]]></description>
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