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		<title>Please Get My Husband to Stop Helping Around the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My husband tries to help out with all the household chores, which I guess sounds like a positive, but it drives me bonkers. He uses too much fabric softener when he does the laundry. He can&#8217;t seem to tell which clothes go in which of the kids&#8217; closets. He even tries to clean [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Merry Christmas&#8230;In March?</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/merry-christmas-in-march</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/merry-christmas-in-march#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wendi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My friend sent Christmas gifts to my kids in December.  Now it&#8217;s March, and I don&#8217;t know what happened, but I just found the package. So now, not only did I not reciprocate with gifts to her kids, but my kids did not acknowledge her gifts. I&#8217;m so embarrassed, I just can&#8217;t deal [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stepmother Woes</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/teenagers/stepmother-woes</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/teenagers/stepmother-woes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marinka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teenagers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3121</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I am a full-time stepmom to 13 and 15 yr old stepsons. We also have a 6 year old son. Problem is with the 15 year old. He got all A&#8217;s and B&#8217;s first semester and now is acting like he doesn&#8217;t give a crap. Taking away privileges such as his cell phone, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Facebook May End My Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/guest-tmhs/facebook-may-end-my-marriage</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/guest-tmhs/facebook-may-end-my-marriage#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest TMHs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nothing but excitement around here as we welcome our Friday guest poster, Beej from The Bean. Beej is one hilarious blogger and actually less scary in person, even if she struggles with how to congratulate you on your boob job. After you&#8217;ve read her advice, check out her funny blog, you won&#8217;t be disappointed.
Dear [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Expect Me To Stroke Your Ego</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/heather/dont-expect-me-to-stroke-your-ego</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/heather/dont-expect-me-to-stroke-your-ego#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heather]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3094</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
Over two years ago, I briefly dated a guy I dubbed &#8220;Flaky Jon&#8221; after his on-again/off-again interests. I finally told him to stop emailing me when he felt down, and to get his ego stroked somewhere else. Well, after a year of zero contact, he just emailed me through Facebook (where I am [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Want Your Sex Every Day of the Month</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/sex/i-want-your-sex-every-day-of-the-month</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/sex/i-want-your-sex-every-day-of-the-month#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelcey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3084</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,

I asked my husband what he thought about one of those agreements I&#8217;ve heard married couples trying where they have sex once a day every day for a set amount of time. I threw a month out there. It&#8217;s supposed to improve intimacy. 
His reaction was a surprise. He said he didn&#8217;t know. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Holy Moly, Stop Inviting Me to Church</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/social-issues/holy-moly-stop-inviting-me-to-church</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/social-issues/holy-moly-stop-inviting-me-to-church#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Neighbors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Issues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wendi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3063</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, 
What&#8217;s the best way to discourage my bible-thumping neighbors from constantly inviting me to their church without being offensive? 
Signed, 
Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit
__________________________
Dear Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit,
Boy, if there&#8217;s one subject I&#8217;m thrilled to bring up with a bunch of feisty housewives, it&#8217;s religion. Closely followed by politics, breastfeeding, and whether [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stop Making Plans, I&#8217;m Pregnant!</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/marinka/stop-making-plans-im-pregnant</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/marinka/stop-making-plans-im-pregnant#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marinka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregnancy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3056</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I am six months pregnant and very hormonal. My husband&#8217;s brother called last week and said that he had set a date for his wedding. It just so happens that it is four hours away, two weeks before my due date. Now, this wouldn&#8217;t be such a big deal except my other son [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>TMH Seal of Approval: When Frozen Fruit Goes Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/uncategorized/tmh-seal-of-approval-when-frozen-fruit-goes-wrong</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/uncategorized/tmh-seal-of-approval-when-frozen-fruit-goes-wrong#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=3074</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every week(ish), The Mouthy Housewives present their coveted(ish) Seal of Approval to a post that made us laugh and become a better person.
This week we bestow the Seal of Approval on Jen Arthur Photography for her post Talah&#8217;s Room: Crime Scene. Do not check out this post without scrolling down to see the photos.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Take This Job and Shove It?</title>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/career/take-this-job-and-shove-it</link>
		<comments>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/career/take-this-job-and-shove-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Career]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest TMHs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=2978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today we welcome with open-arms our fabulous guest-poster Lisa from Smacksy. If you haven&#8217;t read Smacksy before, get there as fast as you can. Lisa is a charming, funny, down-to-earth writer who regularly regales her readers with what it&#8217;s like to live with a preschooler named Bob who doesn&#8217;t like to wear pants. We&#8217;re honored [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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