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	<title>The Mouthy Housewives</title>
	<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com</link>
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		<title>When Friends Try to Ruin Your Wedding Day with Good News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today The Mouthy Housewives are lucky enough to have Becky of The Tales of Princess Mikkimoto as our Friday guest poster. If you don&#8217;t follow this gal on twitter, you must to immediately improve your quality of life and happiness. Now Becky used to be a very funny single girl and now she is a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/guest-tmhs/when-friends-try-to-ruin-your-wedding-day-with-good-news</link>
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		<title>Was It Good For You, Too? Was it? WAS IT?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My boyfriend and I recently started dating, though we have been friends for many years. The problem is now that we are sleeping together, he seems to need constant reassurance about his sexual proficiency&#8211;both in and out of the bedroom. While I think we have great sex, I am totally turned off by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/sex/was-it-good-for-you-too-was-it-was-it</link>
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		<title>Please Get My Husband to Stop Helping Around the House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My husband tries to help out with all the household chores, which I guess sounds like a positive, but it drives me bonkers. He uses too much fabric softener when he does the laundry. He can&#8217;t seem to tell which clothes go in which of the kids&#8217; closets. He even tries to clean [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/husbands/please-get-my-husband-to-stop-helping-around-the-house</link>
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		<title>Merry Christmas&#8230;In March?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My friend sent Christmas gifts to my kids in December.  Now it&#8217;s March, and I don&#8217;t know what happened, but I just found the package. So now, not only did I not reciprocate with gifts to her kids, but my kids did not acknowledge her gifts. I&#8217;m so embarrassed, I just can&#8217;t deal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/friends/merry-christmas-in-march</link>
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		<title>Stepmother Woes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I am a full-time stepmom to 13 and 15 yr old stepsons. We also have a 6 year old son. Problem is with the 15 year old. He got all A&#8217;s and B&#8217;s first semester and now is acting like he doesn&#8217;t give a crap. Taking away privileges such as his cell phone, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/teenagers/stepmother-woes</link>
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		<title>Facebook May End My Marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nothing but excitement around here as we welcome our Friday guest poster, Beej from The Bean. Beej is one hilarious blogger and actually less scary in person, even if she struggles with how to congratulate you on your boob job. After you&#8217;ve read her advice, check out her funny blog, you won&#8217;t be disappointed.
Dear [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/guest-tmhs/facebook-may-end-my-marriage</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Expect Me To Stroke Your Ego</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
Over two years ago, I briefly dated a guy I dubbed &#8220;Flaky Jon&#8221; after his on-again/off-again interests. I finally told him to stop emailing me when he felt down, and to get his ego stroked somewhere else. Well, after a year of zero contact, he just emailed me through Facebook (where I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/heather/dont-expect-me-to-stroke-your-ego</link>
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		<title>I Want Your Sex Every Day of the Month</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,

I asked my husband what he thought about one of those agreements I&#8217;ve heard married couples trying where they have sex once a day every day for a set amount of time. I threw a month out there. It&#8217;s supposed to improve intimacy. 
His reaction was a surprise. He said he didn&#8217;t know. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/sex/i-want-your-sex-every-day-of-the-month</link>
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		<title>Holy Moly, Stop Inviting Me to Church</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives, 
What&#8217;s the best way to discourage my bible-thumping neighbors from constantly inviting me to their church without being offensive? 
Signed, 
Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit
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Dear Not Feelin&#8217; The Spirit,
Boy, if there&#8217;s one subject I&#8217;m thrilled to bring up with a bunch of feisty housewives, it&#8217;s religion. Closely followed by politics, breastfeeding, and whether [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/social-issues/holy-moly-stop-inviting-me-to-church</link>
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		<title>Stop Making Plans, I&#8217;m Pregnant!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I am six months pregnant and very hormonal. My husband&#8217;s brother called last week and said that he had set a date for his wedding. It just so happens that it is four hours away, two weeks before my due date. Now, this wouldn&#8217;t be such a big deal except my other son [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/marinka/stop-making-plans-im-pregnant</link>
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