Comments on: Tic Tac (Camel) Toe

By: Ace

Ace — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 04:18:55 +0000

This is embarassing to say, but at one point when I had gained a bit of weight, but was still stuffing myself into my old jeans, my very sweet husband tactfully, lovingly, gently, informed me that I had cameltoe. Once I got over the initial embarrassment and the dread I felt buying new jeans, I thanked him. It was a great relief to know that he is a good enough friend to tell me and spare me any further embarrassment. I have noticed this problem does generally occur when a woman has gained a little weight and is still trying to wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small. I also have to guess that this issue could lend itself to problems like yeast infections, so really all friends should do their friends a favor and just TELL them. Nothing makes you feel more connected to someone like knowing they will be honest with you for your own good.

By: Smelly Cats! | The Mouthy Housewives

Smelly Cats! | The Mouthy Housewives — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:03:17 +0000

[...] Much like you would if she had lipstick on her teeth or a camel toe. [...]

By: Ask them, I dare you… | Razorgirl''s Adventures

Ask them, I dare you… | Razorgirl''s Adventures — Tue, 18 May 2010 14:23:23 +0000

[...] Your friend is perpetrating the highest fashion crime of all, yet it’s one so personal that it’s hard to issue a citizen’s arrest. You’re hoping to compel a mutual friend to be the ’straw that breaks the camel’s back,’ but I suspect that if your friend has been allowed to walk around this way, there must be a long list of witnesses who are hoping someone else will take down the camel. Read the rest: Tic Tac (Camel) Toe [...]

By: Liz @ Peace, Love & Guacamole

Liz @ Peace, Love & Guacamole — Mon, 17 May 2010 16:52:51 +0000

Laughing so hard at this that tears are falling! I will never look at my wallet the same again.

By: Domesticated Gal

Domesticated Gal — Sun, 16 May 2010 16:59:45 +0000

“Sweetie, those pants really show off your tush quite nicely. Not to mention your VAGINA.” See? No need to make her feel bad – who doesn’t appreciate a Vagina compliment?

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 16 May 2010 05:04:08 +0000

Are there spanks for camels? You know, to give a smoother contour? Wait, you say these always existed as those fix it flat granny panties? But, what will my friends and admirers think when I bend down for my pants to show a wide fabric coverage of my crack instead of naked or flossed crack? They’d be all, where are your grandchildren? And then I would have to explain that I’m trying to smooth out the goods so people on the streets don’t try to jump on my back and ride me through the dunes while whipping my ass with that little whip stick. Because that, I only like to do in private.

By: dusty earth mother

dusty earth mother — Sat, 15 May 2010 19:39:45 +0000

It’s so rare to find a website where “cameltoe” and “Ghandi” are used in the same paragraph. Pretty sure those two are usually more than six degrees separated.

Blurt it out, babe, with a “It kills me to tell you this, but…” at the beginning. She’ll thank you. You know, after her initial response of rage and shame.

By: Karin

Karin — Sat, 15 May 2010 04:17:20 +0000

I learn so much from the Mouthy Housewives and urbandictionary.com…

By: Kelcey, TMH

Kelcey, TMH — Sat, 15 May 2010 02:36:31 +0000

Great answer. I plan to use the term “vaginal silhouette” as much as possible now. Wait – this post isn’t about me, is it?!

By: vodka tonic

vodka tonic — Fri, 14 May 2010 22:35:22 +0000

Well, obviously you need to pony up with your own camel toe, as a conversation opener. “Does this make me look puffy down there?” Either she will point out that you, indeed, have a front crack, or she won’t notice. If she just doesn’t have an eye for it, and you will never be able to do anything to help her. But if she can see your business, it can lead to a nice chat about finding the right jeans for one’s lady bits.