Comments on: Help! I Hate Oral Sex.

By: gross

gross — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:38:51 +0000

I realize you were going for humor, but your “advice” was all at once nauseating and chauvinistic.

The only solution to the problem is to force yourself to like it? No. Have a mature adult conversation, and work for a compromise (give him handjobs or have vaginal sex more often, or whatever). If he can’t accept it, it’s your mouth and you don’t have to put anything in it that you don’t want to. I find oral sex degrading, disgusting and deviant behaviour. I realize many don’t, but that is just how I feel.

Ask him this. Would he reciprocate? Given the opportunity would he like to stick a dick in his mouth? Would it be okay if you kissed him with a mouth full of his cum after? Or would you be allowed to just spit it on him after? Chance are the answers are almost all nos. I just find it a selfish act, and unfortunatly for boys I am not so selfless to give in to such a request. My loss I guess. (not)

By: Lillyology

Lillyology — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:35:02 +0000

I’m with you honey. Oprah and Oral in the same train of thought? Not on your life. But if Not Monika really wants to improve, here are some ideas;
A)Feed that man of yours a more “oral friendly” diet – including fresh fruit (pineapple’s goooood for this) and reduce the amount of red meat he eats.
B)Practice makes perfect baby, and bananas are a delicious and nutritious way to wrap your lips around some practice time.
C)Negotiate for some payback pre-play time. Make sure he understands that if you don’t come first you sure as hell best come last or it’ll be the last time he comes.
D)And if all else fails, as it sometimes does even to the most energetic and practised of us; just think bling! Repeating in your head DIAMONDS, SAPPHIRES, RUBIES, EMERALDS then start makin out that Christmas list. If you’re gonna be an actress – ya gotta dress the part babe!

By: scum

scum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:06:43 +0000

Pfft… He could just trim and not worry.

By: rather not say..

rather not say.. — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:52:00 +0000

just telling your husband you want to be good at a BJ would make him feel like a king. Work on it together. Make sure he’s all showered up, bring a glass of red wine and a Dove chocolate bedside (and a glass of water) and see what happens. Pick a day and do it once a week. My husband is the happiest bloke on the block. Make time for it – your marriage deserves it.

By: Renee

Renee — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:41:35 +0000

THE last thing i want to think about during oral sex is OPRAH! YIKES!

By: New York City Mom|The Mama Bird Diaries - humor parenting

New York City Mom|The Mama Bird Diaries - humor parenting — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:03:32 +0000

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By: anonymous today!

anonymous today! — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:12:53 +0000

Expanding more usefully on the Tom Chef analogy: a boyfriend made BJ’s much easier on me by refraining from salt and spicy foods for a few days before he asked.

ALSO: a girlfriend of mine said her husband said cinnamon rolls for breakfast made her much yummier that evening. She reported the effect was less noticeable the other way round, but more so if the low-salt no spicy peppers plan was also in effect.

Our own experiments confirm these findings. The effect is subtle, but there.

Plus, finally: the showering thing. Really. Truly. Freshly showered is the only time for BJ’s.

By: Oversharing | Queen of Shake Shake

Oversharing | Queen of Shake Shake — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:02:21 +0000

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By: witchypoo

witchypoo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:39:43 +0000

While we’re using our imaginations,how about men imagining our lady bits are lips? That would save us from gagging.

By: Ann

Ann — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:46:39 +0000

For god’s sakes, Neil!

A long sharp steal monument? I feel more relaxed already!!

And I agree with Kelcey about the BJBLT, but it sounds so delicious I might take a huge bite.

Take heed.