Hot Secretary Leaves Wife Cold
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
Is it wrong of me to be leery of my husband’s hiring criteria when his last secretary was a Hawaiian Tropic model whom he referred to as “dumb as a post” and stated “she must have known she was getting fired, she came to work half naked?” Or am I just being insecure?
Signed,
Hawaiian Tropic Has Been
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Dear HTHB,
Well, I guess my first question would be, where exactly does your husband work? Because if he’s general manager of the Hott Skanxxx Gentleman’s Club, then I don’t see the problem. If, however, he’s general manager of the Green Pastures Assisted Living center, we might have an issue. (And not just because Bikini Babe + Senior Citizens = Free Ambulance Ride.)
Now, let’s assume that your husband wasn’t actually looking to hire a secretary to suggestively rub lotion on herself and do awesome thong poses on top of the Xerox machine all day. No, what he probably wanted was just a nice, competent person to type and file things. But then, in trotted Ms. Hawaiian Tropic, resume in one hand, tube of cocoa butter in the other, and suddenly, your husband just completely lost his friggin’ mind and hired her on the spot. Probably without even calling her
5 Responses to “Hot Secretary Leaves Wife Cold”
Comment by Marinka.
Is it absolutely necessary to smile when telling him about Stormy Manslut? Because that seems like a lot of work.
Comment by SweetPeaSurry.
He he he … excellent advice … I’m a woman and honestly … even I don’t think I’d hire S.Boyle. Creepy!
Comment by Andrea's Sweet Life.
What? Are you telling me I shouldn’t be wearing this t-back swimsuit in the office right now?
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Comment by phd in yogurtry.
Forget the taxes. Stormy Manslut needs to do the lawn! And do it very well, mind you, complete with thorough and neat edging. Green fertilizer. Weeding and mulching the flower beds. All to the point of neighbors noticing the difference. THAT’LL teach him.