My Husband Thinks Betty White is Hot
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I read your blog ALL THE TIME and I have a real crisis on my hands. I love my husband very much and we have a gorgeous son together. However, I am growing concerned about his turn-ons. Everyone has their own taste and weird things that turn them on, but some things are best NOT KNOWN.
I have a growing suspicion that the sight/thought of (or something along the lines) my grandmother turns my husband on. I began suspecting it when EVERY time we come home from her house he practically jumps my bones in the front yard. One day I made a joke about it and he brushed it off, but with a beat red face. Just thinking about it turns my stomach. This is NOT normal.
Signed,
Weird-ed Out Wifey
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Dear Weird-ed Out Wifey,
*blink blink *
I’m afraid I’m highly unqualified to answer this question since there is nothing weird that turns me on, unless you count the sight of my husband cleaning the oven, but that’s more of a religious miracle than actual weirdness.
Readers?
Signed,
Heather, TMH
20 Responses to “My Husband Thinks Betty White is Hot”
Comment by Cindy Lou.
Start dressing up as an old lady and acting post-menopausal. Maybe you will give that son of yours a sibling or 34.
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Comment by Desperate Dietwives.
Couldn’t it be that the contrast between you and your grandmother turns him on?
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Comment by writingmama04.
Is your grandmother hot? Even if not, maybe it’s the idea that you two will be together until you reach the golden years together and he is so happy to have you by his side – seeing as your have great longevity in your family – that makes him so ‘happy’. Maybe that’s too Pollyanna, but I’m going with it.
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Comment by tellterrie.
I agree with writingmama04.
Or maybe after being around and/or viewing this much older women, when he looks @ you he think wow your hot and can’t keep his hands off you. or maybe he wants all he can get while you are young b4 you do look older like your grandmother. : )
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Comment by Wendi.
The only thing I can think of is something very inappropriate about false teeth, so I will just keep quiet.
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Comment by Reiven.
For many people close encounters with death is an aphrodisiac. How old is your grandmother?
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Comment by wacdance.
Maybe it is actually a sweet thought he has. Not the thought of your grandmother exactly that turns him on but the thought of knowing he will grow old with you and he enjoys her company? Maybe it is really him looking down the road into your future together that turns him on.
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Comment by annie.
Wow,um, that’s interesting. Have you thought about trading your garters and crotchless undies in for support hose and granny panties and just going with it? Yeah, me either. Good luck with that.
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Comment by Mommycosm.
OK, so the way I see it?
Betty White IS hot. Did you see her muffin skit on SNL? I want to be her when I grow old. I do.
The bright side of his granny-loving fetish? He’ll still want you when you get old and wrinkled. That makes him a keeper in my book.
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Comment by Fletch.
I have always married men who had interesting fetishes. So I think this one is a kinda sweet one. Watch Harold and Maude together as a romantic evening and just be glad you don’t have to dress up in a cheerleader costume-that is just sooooo overdone. And mumus and house slippers are much more comfy.;)
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Comment by Susan @ DreamSakes.
Hmmmmmm…I bet there will be Betty White Halloween masks out this year – have fun with it. 
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Comment by Julie N. @ StageMama.com.
I appreciate your dilemma, but I am just too busy dealing with MY husband’s obsession with Rachel Maddow to offer you advice. Betty White grandmas are a cakewalk compared to my sitch!
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Comment by Plano Mom.
Perhaps it’s something different in the way you act when you are at your grandmother’s?
I too am a little perplexed, but then it’s not my husband. Mine preferred a stronger woman, like Bea Arthur.
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Comment by Seana.
Perhaps when you haven’t just returned from your grandma’s you could sit him down and say you’ve noticed this behaviour and ask straight out? You might be surprised by what you hear, and you might discover something that can enrich your married life. Honesty and maturity. Win-win.
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Comment by dusty earth mother.
Maybe your joke about him and Grandma was so COMPLETELY PREPOSTEROUS that it made him blush. Yeah. Let’s go with that.
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Comment by Jennifer June.
I’m jealous. I wish my boyfriend thought Betty White was hot.
1) One day I’ll look like that and I’ll still want sex.
2) She is hot.
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Comment by Jennifer June.
Get out of town and take a bus!!!
What are the chances?
I just accidentally found your husband’s Christmas present!!!!! You’re Welcome.
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/10/betty-white-with-pies-for-breasts-by-dan-lacey/
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Comment by minipeds.
I know I’m late to this comment thread but I gotta say: Maybe it’s the thrill of it? I know my boyfriend and I never knock boots as much as when we’re on vacation with/staying at his parents! The second we get away from them it’s like we’re getting away with something.
Maybe a silver lining? Maybe?
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September 10th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Ba, da, BUM! GOOD ONE!
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