Karate Kid Said “Wax On, Wax Off” But He Wasn’t Referring To Lady Bits
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
I’m back on the dating market after a long, drawn-out divorce and eager to meet a new guy. I know this is a little ridiculous, but my question is: do men prefer natural hair down below, or the 100% waxed, Brazilian look? And why?
Signed,
To Wax or Not to Wax
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Dear Wax No Wax,
Here at the Mouthy Housewives, we go that extra mile for our readers. So I decided to conduct a formal research project by polling men on this topic. I selected all of the men in my Facebook friends list and asked if they preferred a nude hoo-haa or a naturally hairy one and why. Two days later I find myself with no male friends on Facebook. I don’t understand what happened?
But who needs Facebook?! While at the library, I polled the men who happened to be there that day, which most were on an outing from an assisted living facility. I don’t think the elderly know what a Brazlian wax job is because they kept telling me to wash my mouth out with soap. What does that have to do with pubic hair?
In the end I could only get poll results from my husband and one of his friends. My research shows the following:
50% of men prefer a well-groomed natural look since a fully denuded hoo-haa reminds them of a prepubescent girl.
50% of men prefer a Brazilian waxed hoo-haa for its cleanliness and ease of maneuverability.
Are you wondering what in the world “ease of maneuverability” means in terms of lady bits? Me too! Then I realized that particular male subject is a close descendant of Sasquatch, thus having enough body hair for two people. Add any more hair into the mix and the friction creates a fire hazard.
So unless you are dating Sasquatch’s great great-grandson, I say it’s up to you. Some women swear the Brazilian upkeep brings more pleasure, and while I don’t reject the hypothesis, I do reject the pain, especially if the man doesn’t reciprocate by also waxing his manly bits. A full Brazilian, a bushy Sasquatch, or somewhere in between, discover your preference and forget the men.
Signed,
Heather, TMH
6 Responses to “Karate Kid Said “Wax On, Wax Off” But He Wasn’t Referring To Lady Bits”
Comment by Brianna.
I’ve found most men could give a shit one way or the other so long as they get regular access to said hoo-hah. Well, I’ve never met one who likes the overgrown briar patch look, but short of that, I’m pretty sure you’re golden as long as they get to play with the downstairs.
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Comment by Almostaraider.
The men I’ve encountered were appreciative of a nice neat trim, waxing was not necessary though one did prefer no hair, he just hated body hair in general.
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Comment by Lynn.
It’s your lady-business, do with it what you please. And if you don’t want to share your lady-business in the first place, that’s up to you too.
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Comment by inannasstar.
I couldn’t agree more. It’s our hoo ha and we shall do with it what we please. As long as we know how to work it, we can show them the dealy-o.
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