Comments on: The Perfect Recipe for the Modern Wife http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife humor advice column for parents Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:07:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: rachel-asouthernfairytale http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-649 rachel-asouthernfairytale Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:33:52 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-649 WEll let's see: There's "He's not your baby daddy nachos" 1 night of margaritas 1 bowl of queso inappropriate application of queso with your date's roommate Your Girlfriend's mom's cherry Pie (really, do i have to explain?) WEll let’s see: There’s “He’s not your baby daddy nachos”

1 night of margaritas
1 bowl of queso
inappropriate application of queso with your date’s roommate

Your Girlfriend’s mom’s cherry Pie

(really, do i have to explain?)

]]> By: Andrea's Sweet Life http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-635 Andrea's Sweet Life Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:53:51 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-635 Ahm, I must have dreamed about leaving a comment here, because I could have SWORN I did. Are you fracking deleting me, or what? My Secret Recipe combines my love of food with my love of fashion. Cheese and salami in all the right places. Ahm, I must have dreamed about leaving a comment here, because I could have SWORN I did. Are you fracking deleting me, or what?

My Secret Recipe combines my love of food with my love of fashion.

Cheese and salami in all the right places.

]]> By: The Mouthy Housewives » Is Kate Gosselin A Bad Mother? http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-622 The Mouthy Housewives » Is Kate Gosselin A Bad Mother? Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:34:25 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-622 [...] you entered our book giveaway yet? Don’t miss your  chance to win Secret Recipes for the Modern [...] [...] you entered our book giveaway yet? Don’t miss your  chance to win Secret Recipes for the Modern [...]

]]> By: Kay http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-597 Kay Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:14:18 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-597 What Did I Do This Time Stew 1 husband that "forgot" a birthday/anniversary/holiday 1 ticked off, neglected wife Cheapest cut of beef from discount grocer, cut into pieces Misc almost icky but still good enough for the dogs vegetables Throw all in baking dish, add a little bit of water, and salt and pepper only if you're feeling generous after 2 glasses of wine. If you're not feeling generous, substitute cajun seasoning/entire bottle of insane hot sauce instead of salt and pepper. Sit down on couch and read a book while consuming more wine. Remove from oven after the smell starts permeating the entire house, but before the smoke alarms go off. Serve with side dishes of silent treatment and death glares. Goes great with a dessert of We Have To Talk or You're Moving Out Pie What Did I Do This Time Stew

1 husband that “forgot” a birthday/anniversary/holiday

1 ticked off, neglected wife

Cheapest cut of beef from discount grocer, cut into pieces

Misc almost icky but still good enough for the dogs vegetables

Throw all in baking dish, add a little bit of water, and salt and pepper only if you’re feeling generous after 2 glasses of wine.
If you’re not feeling generous, substitute cajun seasoning/entire bottle of insane hot sauce instead of salt and pepper.
Sit down on couch and read a book while consuming more wine.
Remove from oven after the smell starts permeating the entire house, but before the smoke alarms go off.

Serve with side dishes of silent treatment and death glares.

Goes great with a dessert of We Have To Talk or You’re Moving Out Pie

]]> By: Amber in Albuquerque http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-594 Amber in Albuquerque Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:41:40 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-594 Broken Volkswagen Stew 1 VW Passat Station Wagon 1 Check Engine Light 1 copy of the M*A*S*H episode where Klinger eats the Jeep. Broken Volkswagen Stew

1 VW Passat Station Wagon
1 Check Engine Light
1 copy of the M*A*S*H episode where Klinger eats the Jeep.

]]> By: Drama Queen Jenner http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-593 Drama Queen Jenner Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:00:07 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-593 What-the-hell-is-wrong-NOW-omlette?!? Usually served to the pre-teen daughter with her bitch flakes. What-the-hell-is-wrong-NOW-omlette?!?

Usually served to the pre-teen daughter with her bitch flakes.

]]> By: shelley http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-592 shelley Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:55:59 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-592 My man is sleeping on the couch casserole 1 dumb clueless man 1 wife needing release Him inviting his mother over for cobbler on the one night the kids are gone. How's that? My man is sleeping on the couch casserole

1 dumb clueless man
1 wife needing release

Him inviting his mother over for cobbler on the one night the kids are gone.

How’s that?

]]> By: MommyTime http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-591 MommyTime Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:11:03 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-591 There is no way on earth I can be funnier than Jacquie, who has the funniest recipe I've ever heard of. But here's a true one: Recipe for Driving Mama Crazy (served at my house periodically) Ingredients 1 Son, capable of roaring loudly 1 Daughter, capable of shrieking at a very high pitch 1 small, inconsequential object of no intrinsic value whatsoever Directions Son: NOooooo! Daughter: whiiiine Son: Nooo NOOOOOO! Daugher: SHRIeeeeeeeeeeeeK! Son: ROAOAOAOAOAOR Daugheter: shRIEeeeeeeEEEEK Son: ROARRRRR! ROAAARRRRRR! Daughter: Nooooo. [sound of snatching] Son: You're MEAN! Daughter: MINE. Son: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR! Daughter: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! Son: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR! Daughter: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! Repeat for 10-15 minutes, or until Mama's head explodes. There is no way on earth I can be funnier than Jacquie, who has the funniest recipe I’ve ever heard of. But here’s a true one:

Recipe for Driving Mama Crazy
(served at my house periodically)

Ingredients
1 Son, capable of roaring loudly
1 Daughter, capable of shrieking at a very high pitch
1 small, inconsequential object of no intrinsic value whatsoever

Directions
Son: NOooooo!
Daughter: whiiiine
Son: Nooo NOOOOOO!
Daugher: SHRIeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
Son: ROAOAOAOAOAOR
Daugheter: shRIEeeeeeeEEEEK
Son: ROARRRRR! ROAAARRRRRR!
Daughter: Nooooo. [sound of snatching]
Son: You’re MEAN!
Daughter: MINE.
Son: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR!
Daughter: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!
Son: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR!
Daughter: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!

Repeat for 10-15 minutes, or until Mama’s head explodes.

]]> By: crazywoman http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-590 crazywoman Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:16:31 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-590 Eat it or else go hungry man meal! Just clip any new recipe, make it one time and listen to the whines...what is this? This dinner looks yucky! Eat it or else go hungry man meal!

Just clip any new recipe, make it one time and listen to the whines…what is this? This dinner looks yucky!

]]> By: Jacquie http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/tip-of-the-week/the-perfect-recipe-for-the-modern-wife/comment-page-1#comment-589 Jacquie Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:23:17 +0000 http://www.mouthyhousewives.com/?p=509#comment-589 Shut Your Pie Holes. Like donut holes, but quieter. Shut Your Pie Holes.

Like donut holes, but quieter.

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