The Mouthy Housewives Tweet!
Look, it’s the holidays, and we have a lot going on.
We’ve been giving you advice all week, but now we need a break. But we’re still concerned about your reading pleasure, so we’re presenting you with the best of our tweets! Enjoy!
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To make your next PTA meeting more enjoyable, try yelling “Bitch, please!” every time someone finishes talking. Fun! 9:24 AM Dec 11th from web
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! If Christmas looks like a stressed out drunk woman licking 100 holiday card envelopes & weeping 9:21 AM Dec 10th from web
Once your kid starts calling it “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Loser,” it’s probably time to stop watching that particular holiday special. 9:16 AM Dec 5th from web
I can’t wait until the kids are big enough to only want black coffee and cigarettes for their Sunday breakfast. 10:03 AM Nov 22nd from web
Why not let kids feel really grown up today by making them in charge of the laundry? And the mortgage payments. 12:42 PM Nov 21st from web
For every Gossip Girl episode we watch, there is one fewer to go. #DeepThoughts 10:59 PM Nov 16th from web
Why does my husband collect heaps of spare change on the dresser? Is he afraid paper money is going to become obsolete? 3:16 PM Nov 11th from web
So apparently this “dinner” scam is a daily thing. 4:53 PM Nov 10th from web
The Real Housewives of OC would be a lot more “real” if they sat in their closets crying with a bottle of cheap wine & a ham sandwich. 9:22 AM Nov 6th from web
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Comment by Mama Mary.
Bitch Please–I am so using that when my kids are PTA age.
Love this blog! So glad I found you via Twitter! Keep ‘em comin’!
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